Welcome to Teenage Bombs

Original edition + Signed King of Style (KoS) edition + Deluxe Yearbook edition

Where the drama hits faster than a 'Seen' notification at 2:00 AM and your social battery is more drained than a phone with 47 background apps running.
In this game, your reputation is more fragile than the 'Besties' status on a shared private story, and one wrong move will have you 'cancelled' faster than a TikTok challenge that ended in a police report.
 We’ve all been there, as life is a constant barrage of unexpected explosions.
 But hey, don't worry! Teenage Bombs isn't about surviving high school unscathed - because let's be real, that's impossible. It's about laughing in the face of chaos and embracing the cringe.
 So, grab your squad, hide your contraband, and get ready for a game where the only thing more explosive than your mood swings is the laughter coming from the table.

 Warning: In the world of Teenage Bombs, the only thing more explosive than your emotions is your sense of humour. Just remember, detention is always a possibility, and your social life is hanging by a thread. 

 Let the teenage anarchy begin!

Who are we?

 Hi! We’re the team behind Corporate Bombs, the group of "disgruntled employees" who first brought you the therapeutic joy of sabotaging your cubicle neighbour.
 After helping thousands of you navigate the cutthroat world of office politics and "volun-told" initiatives, we realized something terrifying: the corporate ladder is just a sequel to the greatest horror show of all—high school. That’s why we created Teenage Bombs.
 We’ve pivoted from the boardroom to the classroom because we believe that everyone, whether you’re currently surviving the teenage minefield or still having stress dreams about a math test you didn't study for, deserves a way to embrace the cringe.
 Our mission remains the same: to bring genuine, explosive fun to your table.
 We want you to laugh in the face of an "Accidental Livestream," weaponize your "Plausible Deniability," and remember that in life, just like in the game, all you really need is a Second Chance card to make it through the day.
 We’re excited for you to join us in bringing this delightfully ruthless teenage anarchy to life!

Goal of the game:

The goal of the game is to be the last player remaining in the game.

All players must play a card from their hand, then pick up a card from the card pile.

If a player receives a ‘Expelled from School’ card, they are out of the game unless they have a ‘Second Chance’ card.

The Teenage Bombs Deck

Each deck is packed with 56 high-stakes opportunities for teenage advancement (or total social collapse). Your standard-issue kit includes

  • Expelled from School: The ultimate social death sentence. It’s the dreaded walk to the principal’s office that ends your academic career—and your time at the table.

  • Second Chance: Like a magic eraser for your teenage mistakes. It’s that rare moment of mercy when the universe decides not to ruin your life today 

  • Ass Saving: The ultimate "No" in card form. This is your magic shield against parental disappointment and peer-pressure sabotage.

  • Super Thief: Whether it’s stealing a seat in the cafeteria or "borrowing" a pen you’ll never return, this card is for those with sticky fingers and zero guilt.

  • Skipping School: You thought going to the mall was a better choice than History class. Now you’re just hiding in a bathroom stall contemplating your life choices.

  • Grounded For Life: You got caught sneaking out through the window. Say goodbye to your freedom; you’ve been socially cancelled until further notice.

  • Drug Possession: Uh-oh, the contraband in your locker has been sniffed out. It’s time to face the music (and the lecture).

  • Plagiarism: The "AI copy-paste" lifestyle finally caught up to you. Turns out teachers can tell when you didn't write that essay on the French Revolution.

  • Dating: Butterflies, sweaty palms, and awkward eye contact. It takes real bravery to ask someone out, and sometimes that courage actually pays off.

  • Vandalism: Someone got a little too creative with a spray-paint can on the lockers. Now you’re trying to pin the evidence on someone else before the janitor sees.

  • Cyberbully: The digital era’s greatest villain. This card is about shutting down the noise and throwing the drama right back where it came from.

  • Plausible Deniability: Gaslighting at its finest. "I’m not lying, you’re just remembering it wrong!" The perfect card for the aspiring lawyer (or professional liar).

  • Accidental Livestream: The modern horror story. Your camera was on while you were venting about your best friend, and now the whole school has the gossip.

Warning: In the world of Teenage Bombs, the only thing more explosive than your emotions is your sense of humour. Just remember, detention is always a possibility, and your social life is hanging by a thread.

So, grab your squad, shuffle the deck, and prepare to get bombed with hilarious challenges, ridiculous situations, and remember the only thing guaranteed to explode is your sides with laughter.

Teenage Bombs Values

  • We’re like a family here: I’m going to borrow your clothes without asking and then gaslight you into thinking you never owned them.

  • Be a leader: You’re the only one in the group project who knows how to open a Google Doc, so you’re doing the whole thing.

  • Let’s be real: I’ve spent more time perfecting this 'casual' look than I did studying for the end of year exams."

  • I’m protecting my peace: I’m going to ignore your texts for three weeks and then post a "healing" quote on my story.

  • It’s not you, it’s me: It is definitely you, but I don’t have the energy for the inevitable group chat interrogation that’s coming my way."

  • Trust the process: I haven't started the essay due at midnight, and I'm hoping the Wi-Fi "randomly" cuts out at 11:58 PM.

  • Let’s stay friends: I will "Like" your posts for exactly three weeks before we never speak again.

  • No Drama: I am currently the primary source of all the drama and I’m about to start a group chat to discuss it.

  • Educational Enrichment: We’re watching a 45-minute video of a guy building a primitive hut because the teacher has officially 'lost the plot' for the semester.

  • The Best Years of Your Life: It’s all downhill from here, so you might as well enjoy the chaos while it’s still socially acceptable to blame your entire life's problems on hormones and a lack of snacks.