CORPORATE BOMBS (Original Edition)
Welcome to Corporate Bombs, the hilarious card game that lets you unleash your office frustrations and blow off steam in the most explosive way possible.
Warning:
Playing Corporate Bombs may cause uncontrollable laughter, side-splitting snorts, and spontaneous bouts of office rebellion.
In the corporate world, there's only one rule: Get the job done or get fired! So, grab your friends and prepare for a corporate showdown !
Corporate Bombs - Organisational Game Values
"Let’s lean in": Get ready to do the work of three people for the salary of one.
"Think outside the box": Please find a way to do this with $0 and no staff.
"We have an open-door policy": You can come in and complain, but nothing will change and I’ll remember you said it.
"Let’s take this offline": Stop talking; you’re making me look bad in front of the team.
"The New Normal": Everything is worse now and it’s staying that way.
"Work-Life Balance": An ‘Out of Office’ reply is just a formal invitation for people to call your personal mobile.
"Circle Back": I am hoping you forget you asked me this question by Tuesday.
“I’m pivoting": I realized my first idea was a disaster and I’m hoping you won’t notice.
"Total Transparency": We are going to tell you the bad news, but only after it’s too late for you to quit.
"Bandwidth check": I’m about to ruin your weekend with a "quick" favour.
"At Capacity": I am currently hiding in the bathroom to avoid more work